In our absence some important news has come to light. You may (or may not) remember that Stuart and I (Alexander William Holland) made a sketch show at university with the delightful Michael Henry and the insatiable Daryll Gregory. It went on to win a Midlands Royal Television Society Award. Yeah, sound familiar.

Well since our disappearance we’ve only bloomin’ gone and won another one. This time we won the National RTS Awards for Best Undergraduate Entertainment. This means that out of every other undergraduate entertainment based show entered into the awards in the country ours was the most gratifyingly entertaining. Hooray, we are the best!

To celebrate us being great at having laughs, Stu and I went out and bought a whole bucket of KFC (I don’t think they even make those) and then smeared our award in various secret seasonings and grease.

Indulgent.

Go and have a listen to it and feel free to not use your eyes at all for the duration, you can even just take them out and put them somewhere else because you certainly won’t be needing them for this.

Remember to bother the ‘funny’ button if you enjoy it.

Now then, have at it and give it an eyes ‘n’ ears treatment.

http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/454ca228ee/alex-vents

I have put here the FunnyorDie link so that if you like it you can SLAM home the ‘funny’ button and save us from relegation to the ‘not very funny’ pile.

Let me just say as well that for our next set of sketches we intend to increase our budget from 0 pounds to ‘some’ pounds. Allow me to put that in perspective. You’ll remember that neither one of us really wore a hat in the last sketches we did, well, perhaps in these next ones we’ll wear the biggest hat you’ve ever seen. Perhaps.

Now you know what to look forward to

Bye

1) How do you get good at writing? Some people are born good at writing, others have to work hard at it. Stuart and I get around both of these problems by never writing anything. Instead we have a computer write everything for us and then we just read it in funny voices.

2) What hair products (if any) do you use? This one is quite easy. Stuart uses ‘Zing Zing muscle wax’ whereas I (Alex) just burn a couple of scented candles and sing to my hair until it does what I want.

3) If you had to be any sort of animal what sort would it be? We would both be a Cheater with two brains, one each.

4) The BBC is missing a trick not commissioning you don’t you think? I certainly do

Anyway I hope that’s cleared some things up.

However as lady change is not without a sense of ruthlessness, there are repercussions. The joke that I made in my very first post about an un-edited about section will now be lost on anyone that hadn’t come to the Future Wheel website before this post. A shame I know.

However, to those of you did manage to experience  the joke in it’s full glory, we now share something rare and wonderful. Imagine, if you will, we are at a party. We can talk of the about section joke and how good it made us feel, then another party-goer might saunter over to get in on what seems to be a conversation that only a fool wouldn’t want to be a part of. The party-goer will ask anxiously, “What are you guys talking about?” and then one of us can inform him that we are talking about the much fabled about section joke. His expression will then change from that of a happy man to a much more morose projection of feeling. “Oh.” he will begin ” I hadn’t discovered the website by then.” Then, knowing full well he’ll never quite fit into this conversation on the same level as us, he will leave, in search of conversations about Future Wheel’s website that were not before his time. We on the other hand, will look at each other with a very self satisfied sense of smugness, Because we know about something that only a handful of people in the world know about.

And for those of you who were unfortunately to late for the joke, I understand how upon reading this you might be left saying “What about me? what good can I take from this situation?” Fear not, for if you ever find yourself bored of life because you have experienced all there is to experience in this world. Now you will always have this to try and be a part of, I suggest trying to invent time travel so that you can go back to the time of the websites creation, thus being fully aware of the joke. Or a machine that can transport memories from one head to another, it’s up to you.

Mostly it’s just that I’m excited about this new website dedicated purely to Future Wheel and comedy of all sorts. It truly is an exciting concept and a new place for me to chunder my guts online.

Hip hip… Yeah!

Hope you enjoy everything on here and stop thinking of that weird old woman who’s bleeding all over the place.

Now you can look at all our sketches on one page by clicking on the sketches tab! Also you can read the about page that is yet to be edited from the generic WordPress template.*

So what are you waiting for run, run out into the streets naked and exclaim piously while ringing a bell for all within earshot to hark! For Future Wheel now have a website.

Stay tuned for more stuff soon.

*If said about page has been edited to a more Future Wheel orientated content upon reading this ignore or imagine what it would have been like. The choice is yours.